Los Angeles

Andy Milonakis - Pay Up Bee Head!

2008-09-04T19:21:56Z

Like the Legend of Billie Jean before me, I'm here to set the record straight. Andy Milonakis, you creepy fat kid of MTV's yesteryear, owe my friends $240. What's fair is fair! Not too long ago, two friends of mine were walking down Melrose Ave....

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Chad Lowe Looks Tom Ka YUM

2008-09-02T20:08:13Z

I got my Thai food grub on in the presence of (2nd degree) greatness last night. While waiting for a table at Cholada Thai, Chad Lowe meandered in and politely put his name on the wait list - Chad, 2. Instead of dropping the, "Don't you know who...

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Janice Dickinson Struts Her Crazy Ass at the Gym, Looks "Gross"

2008-08-21T22:19:39Z

Janice Dickinson used to be hot. But most people who are young enough to know how to find this blogpost on the internets are too young to remember that time. We only know her as the crazy bitch she is today. Dickinson was spotted at Equinox West...

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Do Lindsay and Sam Only Pretend to Not Hold Hands When Cameras Are Around?

2008-08-18T20:11:13Z

The hetero blogosphere is buzzing with "news" that Lindsay Lohan and her DJ bestie are fighting and that furthermore, another lady-lover (who traded down for Tila Tequila) was the first to browse Lindsay's rack. But according to an East Side Snac...

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Black and Boobed

2008-08-14T18:00:58Z

Someone go to Burger King and tell Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, to go get her titties back on T.V.

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Fisher Stevens is an F-List Hummingbird and Not a Real Indian

2008-07-31T19:17:37Z

I was a pretty smart kid. Always aware of my surroundings. Watched adult TV shows like Moonlighting and Cheers. Read books and judged other little kids for using bad grammar and not knowing who Nadia Comaneci was. But I had NO IDEA until last Fr...

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Trumbles

2008-07-29T19:35:53Z

I'm eating toast and prayin Buddah doesn't strike us down because Tori Spelling lives in California. Ain't that a bitch.

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SMOKEY

2008-07-26T23:06:52Z

Russ took me to the Smoke House restaurant Friday night. The Smoke House garlic bread has taken on proportions of an Urban Legend. Still trying to find out if the secret ingredient is meth, baby stem cells, or sweet memories of losing my virginity...

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Paula Abdul - Big Head, Bigger Hair

2008-07-23T17:47:47Z

Sunday night, source Dr. K was chillaxin' at the Sherman Oaks Galleria (a mall made famous by Fast Times at Ridgemont High, but in recent years has been torn down to nothing but a Cheesecake Factory and a parking lot - sad) when she spied, in her...

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Need a Ride from the Airport? Samm Levine is Your Go-To Geek

2008-07-22T18:36:23Z

I just came back from the (hot as balls) East Coast and while I didn't have any luck mingling with Lower East Side-dwelling celebs, I did spot a Judd Apatow fave at the Burbank Airport (which is not much of an airport, more like a taco stand with...

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